So, today.. At my local burro spot, Carolina's..

I stood in line, ordered a fatty Beef Tamale, glory Beef Taco, and sweetly Butttered Tortilla..

And proceeded to wait for my order.

This guy was in.. Looks around, and stands right infront of me, slightly facing me..

I pretend to text.. so as to not have to interact.. But!

Moments later my curiosity gets the better of me.

I look up and meet his eye's.. Seconds later the words "Hi," somehow squeeze outta my mouth.

Jose Don Charles, is his name. (Jose Chuck, for short, he said..)

Goooood dude. 

Didn't even say "hi" back.. he just said, " You got a girlfriend?"

Confused as shit.. I pause and say, "No...".

I look around.

He snaps back, "Well stand-up straight!"

My eye brows raise, and my back goes straight.

At this point I'm in his total control..

"Much better.. the broads' won't know what to do with themselves when they see you, from this point forward."

"Good day!"

He grabs his food to go..

Which comes before mine!! -_-

And walks away...

.. Thanks, Chuck.